Thursday, August 27, 2009

Skeezy Ex-Boyfriends


Why is it that when you and your boyfriend spit no matter the circumstances they always booty call you?

Seriously... My ex and I split a month ago. He told me he needed space, and we wanted different things, and he was not ready to be in a committed.....yank yank your 37 grow up. Anyways I digress.... Do not tell me you need space then call me a month later and say the following "So this is gonna sound really tacky but you like maybe wanna fuck?" Ummm NO! Nothing good can come from a conversation that starts with "This is gonna sound really tacky" All I could think was wow. I'm finally in a place where I feel like we can be friends, and you ask that!! Oh man it was funny. It all worked out though I told him no way in hell, and then we had a good little talk so all is well I just had to share the fact that it just never ceases to amaze me that men always still want the sex after the break up, sorry boys it just doesn't work that way, Oh unless of course the sex is amazing then something might be able to be worked out :P! Thanks Interwebs for letting me vent! Happy Thursday!

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